Written by Rick Stephens, AllHabs.net

MONTREAL, QC. — Former Canadiens bench boss Jacques Martin is making the media rounds to provide his own special version of “the truth” reviewing his coaching successes and failures. (Martin doesn’t take  responsibility for the team’s struggles this season.)   We understand the desire of dismissed personnel who feel a need to having a hand in shaping their own legacy.  But Martin is hoping the latest blitz will expunge the memories of Habs fans.

Some of the media apologized for their “tough” questions and gave Martin credit for answering them.  The former coach was given the kid glove treatment during his reign with the Canadiens so he was well-rehearsed at being able to make questionable statements without being challenged.  Here are a few of Martin’s quotes, some direct, some paraphrased, that we think would have set the polygraph needles dancing.

Top Ten Jacques Martin Quotes that Failed the Polygraph

10.  I was in full control of the team when the rope was cut.

9.  I believe in a strong forechecking game.

8.  I liked the question from the young female reporter. I was just sending a message to Erik Cole.

7.  The key to winning is playing well away from the puck.

6.  The mistakes of the Canadiens can be blamed on youth.

5.  I do my research.

4.  My coaching strategy didn’t change when we got a lead.

3.  We will play a puck possession system.

2.  I think I have a good sense of humour and I’m fun.

1.  The best defense is offense and that’s what I’ve always promoted.

BONUS: I enjoyed coaching Mike Cammalleri. We had healthy meetings and discussions.