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Who’s the New Guy? Puck the Bunny, Prognosticator Extraordinaire

São Paulo, BR. — Puck the Bunny is the newest, and the cutest, All Habs team member. After an intensive recruiting process, conducted by consultant Pierre Boivin, in which no stone was left unturned, Puck was hired to provide fans with his prediction of the outcomes of  Montreal Canadiens’ games.  Asked what was the most important characteristic in hiring for this position, Boivin said “We like our prognosticators furry. Works for the groundhogs, doesn’t it?”

The first video of our littlest member reached more than 775 views in less than 24 hours, with some very complimentary comments on YouTube, Facebook and  Tumblr. The bunny with the peculiar name seems to delight every person who sees him.  Just a reminder: this is only an exhibition for entertainment purposes, please no wagering.

Puck correctly predicted what should have been the outcome of the Canucks vs. Canadiens game on Thursday: a Habs win.  Unfortunately there was no way of knowing that Montreal would suffer a monumental collapse after taking a 3-0 lead with Vancouver scoring four unanswered goals for a shootout win.

Check out Puck’s prediction for the Canadiens vs Devils game here.

Want to know a little more about our newest addition?  Here are some fun facts from an interview we did with the little Puck. He looks forward to charming a few more Habs fans out there.

Name: Puck, the Bunny.
Date of birth: May 17, 2011
Age: 7 months
Hometown: Curitiba, Parana, Brazil.
Zodiac: Taurus.

Why the name: First, because his human likes hockey, and second, because when he arrived at only 45 days old, he could not stand alone and slipped on the wooden floor as a puck! Much like the scene here.

What time do you wake up?
Well… I usually wake my human up at 5 am!

What are your favorite hobbies, Puck?
Eat my human’s shoes, furniture, teddy bears, cables and wires. Oh! I also like to play cards, explore the house, jump on my human’s bed, play with my plush friends, watch Canadiens’ games. My job at the current time, is predicting the games!

How did you become a fan of the Canadiens?
Influenced by my human, Louise, she gave me my first jersey when I was a baby.

Who is your favourite player? And why?
Carey Price! Because he ‘saves the puck’, the other players ‘hit the puck.’

What are your favorite snacks when you’re watching the game?
Ummmmm … I like carrots, apples, dry apples, bananas, collard (and other types of dark green leafs) and… Paper!

What are the things you don’t like, Puck?
I do not like the Bruins, blue Leafs and BIG animals that scare me!

And what is your biggest dream?
My biggest dream… I would love to play in the snow!!

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