Written by Habsterix, AllHabs.net
PENTICTON, BC. — As Christmas, better known as the non-denomination holiday by some, is just around the corner, we are are peppered with carols. Radio, shopping malls, TV commercials, everything is geared towards Christmas. It is no different around the Montreal Canadiens as shown in the following Christmas parody from a fan who has had enough but who can still laugh about it, yours truly.
Pleck’s a star with Cole and Cammy,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
Gill stands tall like a Christmas tree,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
Do it now protect our idols,
Fa la la la, Fire Martin.
Or fans will stop buying your alcohol,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
Price, Gio and Pacioretty,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
Kaberle, Subban and Chris Campoli,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
Could all use a change of culture,
Fa la la la, Fire Martin.
We can’t wait for his departure,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
We need some goals and some good passes,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
We want to see a few more badass,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.
For this Habs team we love nationwide,
Fa la la la, Fire Martin.
Mr. Molson bring back the pride,
Fa la la la la, Fire Martin.