MONTREAL, QC — Christmas is only a few days away. Although many Habs fans got an early Christmas present last weekend when Jacques Martin was relieved of his duties as Head Coach, we thought it would be fun to find out what else is on their Christmas wish list.
I asked you, the fans, what Habs need from Santa this year. Some answers were very creative, so here’s what you had to say: All I Want for Christmas… Fans Top 10 List for Upgrading the Habs.
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10.
Less vertically challenged players.
9.
No more games with Chris Lee as a referee. Ever.
8.
A team that shows up every so often. Or we can get the Hulk to beat up opposing goalies. Unless Miller is in net.
7.
A team with testicular fortitude.
6.
That Russian guy, the defenseman. What was his name again? He was really good. He wore #70-something…
5.
A Rosetta Stone package for Randy Cunneyworth.
4.
The league to allow Carey Price to have his lasso by his water bottle for one game so he can rope the next teammate who screws up.
3.
A previously undiscovered clerical error in Scott Gomez’s contract.
2.
All the Habs to get the mutant healing powers of Max Pacioretty.
1.
The opposite of what Pierre Gauthier wants.
Hope all of your Christmas wishes come true! Happy Holidays!
