Leaf Jokes………Sorry For The Long Suffering Times!!!!

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    I have sympathy for Leafs fans but it’s been a while since I’ve had a good laugh at their team:

    What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn’t?

    Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

    What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?

    They both look good until they hit the ice.

    Why don’t the Maple Leafs drink tea?

    Because the Canadians have all the cups.

    What’s the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?

    The cigarette machine has PLAYERS

    Here are some racier jokes about the Leafs:

    Name Change:The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons’ as they are only good for one period, and they don’t have a second string.

    Coaching Change:Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won’t choke up on the BIG ONE.