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Movember: What Will Your Habs Look Like?

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Movember: What Will Your Habs Look Like?

Written by Habsterix, AllHabs.net

PENTICTON, BC. — Just like the month of October is dedicated to breast cancer, November in the NHL is known for prostate cancer awareness.   This campaign, better known as “Movember”, consists of men growing a moustache to raise awareness for this deadly disease. Many players in the league have jumped on board including members of the Montreal Canadiens.

In the spirit of good-natured fun, allow me to show you what the Habs’ players could look like by the end of the month.

 

 

And here’s a description for some of the most prominent players:

Max Pacioretty – Patches chose the “Rollie Fingers” stache because with his five goals and five assists in 13 games, he has helped to ‘save’ Jacques Martin’s job for now.

Michael Cammalleri and Chris Campoli – It looks like they have invested in the restaurant business are ready to serve you the best Pizza and Spaghetti in town!

Erik Cole – He was awarded the Charlie Chaplin moustache for his wobbly debuts with the Canadiens, and because of his history with the Canes.

Hal Gill – Big Hal looks like he’s ready to put on the leather chaps and matching hat!

Scott Gomez – If Scotty can’t find his groove on the ice soon, this new look might help him land a part with Antonio Banderas in a future Zorro movie.

Josh Gorges and Andrei Markov – Since both shared a similar knee injury, they decided to also go for a similar look. The difference is that Gorges is not as tensed.

Tomas Plekanec – Dropping the turtleneck for the pirate look, as he robs the limelight from his teammate Gomez.

Jaroslav Spacek – It’s a challenge to make Spacek look tougher but this look might do the trick.

P.K. Subban – Doesn’t he look like Isaac Washington, the bartender in the series The Love Boat, played by actor Ted Lange? Jacques Martin sure feels like he needs a drink when watching Subban play.

Carey Price – The goalie who will do anything to stop the puck carries the same looks whether he’s right side up or upside down! That would also explain the low-five.

Andrei Kostitsyn – Me play for contract and moustache make me stronger, like Parros.

Ryan White – Thinks that the Pirates of the Caribbean look will make him even more intimidating.

Do any captions come to mind when you see our ‘stached Habs? If so, leave them in the comments section below.

While the the retouched photos are designed to put a smile on your face, please remember that this is a very important cause.  To make a donation and to see the amounts raised by the Montreal Canadiens players (and see the progress of their stache.) click here.

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J.D. is a Senior writer for All Habs as well as Associate-Editor for the French version Le Magazine All Habs, while one of three Administrators of the fan forum Les Fantômes du Forum. He has created the handle Habsterix as a fictional character for the sole purpose of the internet. It is based on the cartoon Asterix of Gaule and his magic potion is his passion for the Montreal Canadiens. How old is he? His close friends will tell you that he’s so old, his back goes out more than he does! He was born when Béliveau lifted the Cup and remembers the days when seeing the Habs winning was not a wish, it was an expectation. For him, writing is a hobby, not a profession. Having moved to beautiful British Columbia in 1992 from his home town of Sherbrooke, Quebec, he started writing mostly in French to keep up his grammar, until non-bilingual BC friends pushed him into starting his own English Blog. His wife will say that he can be stubborn, but she will be the first to recognise that he has great sense of humour. He is always happy to share with you readers his point of views on different topics, and while it is expected that people won’t always agree, respect of opinions and of others is his mission statement. || J.D. est Rédacteur-Adjoint sur Le Magazine All Habs et il est un Rédacteur Principal sur le site anglophone All Habs, tout en étant un des trois Administrateurs du forum de discussion Les Fantômes du Forum. Il a créé le pseudonyme Habstérix comme caractère fictif pour l’internet. Celui-ci est basé sur Astérix de Gaule et sa potion magique est sa passion pour les Canadiens de Montréal. Lorsqu’il est né, Jean Béliveau soulevait la Coupe Stanley et il se rappelle des jours où gagner n’était pas un espoir, mais une attente. Pour lui, écrire est un passe-temps, pas une profession. Ayant déménagé dans la superbe Colombie-Britannique en 1992 en provenance de sa ville natale de Sherbrooke, Québec, il a commencé à écrire en français pour garder sa grammaire, jusqu’à ce que ses amis anglophones ne réussissent à le convaincre d’avoir son blog en anglais. Son épouse vous dira qu’il est têtu, mais elle sera la première à reconnaître son grand sens de l’humour. Il est toujours fier de partager avec vous, lecteurs et lectrices, ses points de vue sur différents sujets, et quoi que les gens ne s’entendent pas toujours sur ceux-ci, le respect des opinions et des autres est son énoncé de mission.

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